Movie Reviews: Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City (2021)

Source Welcome to Racoon City has to be the worst movie in the series. Absolutely nothing happens in the first thirty minutes of this movie. There is no meaningful world-building, no character development, and zombies aren't even cool. This whole experience is a giant slog towards a very cheesy and disappointing sequel bait. Most of... Continue Reading →

Hell Fest (2018) – Review

I don’t know what I expected from this movie, but I was left utterly disappointed. I understand that I am not the target demographic, but I will still give my grumpy old man rant if you’ll allow it. This review does contain spoilers, but I am hopping that after reading this I can convince you... Continue Reading →

Haunted Maze (2017) – Review

I won’t waste your time with the obvious. This movie is bad. The acting, the production, and the lack of story is all sloppily put together and falsely marketed as a movie. Don’t watch this movie, even if you like making fun of terrible movies, there is nothing here for you. Most of the time... Continue Reading →

Vivarium (2019) Review

Vivarium is an incredibly underwhelming movie with a decent cast and an ok story. The movie is about a young couple whose house search lands them to a neighborhood they can never escape. It is here that they are given a child to raise. Being trapped slowly begins to take a toll on the couple’s... Continue Reading →

Awoken (2019) – Review

This movie does the viewer a great service by informing the viewer the type of movie experience it will take him on in the first 5 minutes; it’s going to be a generic, slow, painful journey of a movie. Hopefully you didn’t pay for it or seek it out as a brief and cheap thrill... Continue Reading →

The Invisible Man (2020) – Review

I am not the hugest fan of Blumhouse because they usually disappoint. Because of this, I went into this movie expecting to hate it. I am honestly surprised at the result of this, it performed far better than I thought it would. Cecelia runs away from her abusive and controlling husband, and this film shows... Continue Reading →

The Wretched (2020) – Review

The Wretched is the generic monster movie that you probably never heard about because it is so disappointing. The movie starts off the same as all these movies tend to, a dark and stormy night 30 years ago. Pop music thunders over a yard littered with children toys suggesting shit is about to go down.... Continue Reading →

The Lodge (2019) – Review

This review was a little difficult to complete. Not because of quality of the movie, but it is hard to talk about without spoiling the experience. So, this will be the most careful treading I will do in hopes of convincing you dear reader to watch this movie. This suspenseful, tense, drama filled story will... Continue Reading →

1BR Review

It is another creepy cult movie. A decently done yet still generic film that you shouldn’t spend too much time looking for. The film starts off with Sarah trying to create a new start in LA. Unfortunately, this new start is brought to her by the creepy cult that owns the 1-bedroom apartment that is... Continue Reading →

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