Movie Review: Joe Dirt: A Beautiful Loser (2015)

Source Joe Dirt 2 is the sequel no one asked for. It isn't a direct sequel but rather a painfully unfunny and lazy parody of iconic movies starring Joe Dirt. Someone who I assume was on a lot of drugs thought it would be a fantastic idea to remake iconic movies with a character who... Continue Reading →

Movie Review: The Bad Guys (2022)

Source The Bad Guys didn't leave much of an impression on me. I wanted to like this movie because I like the art style. The opening sequence is fun, funny, and exciting. It is one of the best introductions to a heist movie I have seen. Unfortunately, this fun and interesting tone is missing from the... Continue Reading →

Movie Review: Firestarter (2022)

Source This is a poorly executed movie that isn't worth your time. If you watched this movie in theaters, I hope you received a refund. Firestarter is boring; there is nothing interesting about this movie. Firestarter is a poorly executed horror thriller without any suspense or urgency. The plot is predictable and lazy, and the acting... Continue Reading →

Movie Review: The Competition(2018)

I had to gut this review because every draft before this was too long. I was beginning to nitpick every aspect of this movie out of frustration, but this movie doesn’t deserve it. The Competition is bad and you should avoid it.  The competition is supposed to be a quirky rom-com about an intelligent woman who views love... Continue Reading →

Movie Review: Dirty Work (1998)

Source Dirty Work is a movie about being petty. A man must raise $50000 to pay for life-saving surgery and uses his pettiness to earn it. He and his brother are hired to exact petty revenge. It is a silly movie with a great cast that has aged decently but not without its faults. While I... Continue Reading →

Movie Review: The Lost City (2022)

Source I wish Hollywood would stop making these uninspired and lazy movies filled with stars. It is a shameless way to get people to see a film that they would not otherwise consider. While The Lost City isn't a terrible movie, it is still a shameless cash grab at its core. The Lost City is the kind of movie... Continue Reading →

Movie Review: All We Had (2016)

Source All We Had is a neat little film you can watch for free on YouTube. It details the struggles of a mother and daughter dealing with their homelessness. The film focuses on their desperation as they search for a normal life. This movie deals with hard topics such as homelessness, transphobia, and substance and sexual... Continue Reading →

Movie Review: I Still See You (2018)

Source As far as free teen mystery thrillers go, this one is okay. You will probably forget you watched it after, but there are worse ways to spend two hours. The acting is decent, but both the plot and the twist are predictable. As a teen movie, it hits many of the obligated traps. The... Continue Reading →

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