Movie, TV, and Game Reviews
Source Exit Strategy was a difficult sit because of how hard it tries to be quirky and funny. The problem with this movie is that the actors aren't charismatic enough to make the movie work. The poor script and mediocre acting lead to some very flat performances and a film that is never funny. To make... Continue Reading →
Source I've watched this movie a few times already, but even now forget what this movie is about. While I appreciate the attempt of bringing this older IP to a modern audience, it isn't a very good attempt. This is a Ninja Turtles' movie from the perspective of April. Instead of an action packed war... Continue Reading →
Source Joe Dirt 2 is the sequel no one asked for. It isn't a direct sequel but rather a painfully unfunny and lazy parody of iconic movies starring Joe Dirt. Someone who I assume was on a lot of drugs thought it would be a fantastic idea to remake iconic movies with a character who... Continue Reading →
Source I have never been a fan of biopics, but I've been coming around lately. It is safe to assume that maybe it isn't that I don't like biopics, but rather that I have never seen any good ones. I believe that Miss Potter is one of the good ones. Miss Potter is the dramatization of the life... Continue Reading →
Source You can watch Apartment 1303 for free on YouTube, but I wouldn't bother. The acting is terrible, the sound is bad, and the story isn't interesting. The movie focuses on two sisters who move into apartment 1303 to get away from a drunk and abusive mother. They live in this apartment at different times, but both... Continue Reading →
Source Little Big Soldier is one of my favorite Jackie Chan movies. This pseudo-historical twist on an unlikely buddy comedy is a journey you really need to consider. It is a hilarious adventure with a powerful and relevant message. I have watched this movie in both the original Cantonese and its English dubbing. While the dubbing... Continue Reading →
Source Tommy Boy remains a classic Chris Farley comedy. While it does suffer a bit from the ravages of time, it still holds up well. Sure, some of the jokes don't land, and the story is a little basic, but it is still a solid comedy that had me crying from laughter. It goes without saying,... Continue Reading →
This list is in no particular order. It will be ongoing as I make my way through the catalogue. The Hitchicker's Guide to the Galaxy Fan Boys The Terminator Idiocracy IP Man Tommy Boy The Naked Gun 2 1/2 Train to Busan The Sasquatch Gang Road House Wish Upon A Star Miss Potter Matilda The... Continue Reading →
Source Infini is a low-budget sci-fi horror that is essentially a live-action dead space. The movie is about a mining operation that is in the outer reaches of space. Some mysterious illness is causing people to go insane. A team is sent to investigate, but they return afflicted, rabid with insanity. No one knows what... Continue Reading →
Source This movie is a lot of fun. It has explosions, some decent action, and fun characters. The story is a little lacking, but you aren’t watching this movie for the story. You are watching this movie for chases, explosions, and gunfights. Although some of the action falls flat because of the shaky-cam, it redeems... Continue Reading →
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