Movie, TV, and Game Reviews
Source I was unimpressed by Once Bitten. This comedy has not aged well. A lot of the jokes no longer land, making this movie feel as eternal as the life of the vampires in it. Once Bitten is an absurd and unstructured comedy that relies heavily on the absurdity of the narrative. You have a matron of vampires who... Continue Reading →
Source I've watched this movie a few times already, but even now forget what this movie is about. While I appreciate the attempt of bringing this older IP to a modern audience, it isn't a very good attempt. This is a Ninja Turtles' movie from the perspective of April. Instead of an action packed war... Continue Reading →
Source Dirty Work is a movie about being petty. A man must raise $50000 to pay for life-saving surgery and uses his pettiness to earn it. He and his brother are hired to exact petty revenge. It is a silly movie with a great cast that has aged decently but not without its faults. While I... Continue Reading →
Source All We Had is a neat little film you can watch for free on YouTube. It details the struggles of a mother and daughter dealing with their homelessness. The film focuses on their desperation as they search for a normal life. This movie deals with hard topics such as homelessness, transphobia, and substance and sexual... Continue Reading →
Source Journey to the Center of the Earth is a delightful explorer movie that should be a part of your never-ending backlog of movies you still need to watch. To clarify, this review is about the made-for-TV version, not the theatrical one starring Brendan Frasier. As expected of any made-for-TV adaptation, this movie is a cheesy... Continue Reading →
Source I am not a fan of found footage movies. I don’t like the lack of structure. There are some exceptions to this, but unfortunately, Apartment 143 isn't one of them. Maybe I would have liked this movie if I could understand any of the conversations. In an odd artistic decision, the sound is recorded... Continue Reading →
Source I read the Eragon back in high school, back around the time when the movie was coming out. I loved the book and I remember the excitement I felt about watching the movie. I remember exchanging that excitement for disappointment because the movie didn't hold the same magic that the book did. I decided that today,... Continue Reading →
Source This movie is free on YouTube. The quality is a bit questionable, I am not sure if it is an official copy, but it it isn't terrible. I want to say that I love this movie. Drew Barrymore is amazing and she proves why in this movie. A bit of warning, this movie can... Continue Reading →
Source There isn’t much to say about this movie, I was very unimpressed. Maybe the movie was funny when it came out, but it isn't funny today. A lot of the humor in this movie relies on gross-out or body humor. There is no plot to this movie. At least not one that makes sense.... Continue Reading →
Source If you are a fan of found footage movies, you will probably like Chronicle. The pacing is decent, and the idea is unique enough to keep things interesting. The biggest problem with this movie is the format. The camera work is shaky, but it won't make you sick. There are random clips woven in... Continue Reading →
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