Movie, TV, and Game Reviews
If you like what I do and want to show your support, buy me a coffee! This series should have ended with the last movie. There is no reason for this movie to exist except to make money, but you shouldn't give it any of yours. If you want to indulge in someone else's self-serving... Continue Reading →
Image by Bingo Naranjo from Pixabay Don't waste your time on Significant Other. It is a garbage movie that should have never been made. I don't know what it is about Paramount, but they don't seem to understand how to make a proper horror movie. The movie focuses on a generic couple who go on a... Continue Reading →
Image Source I was excited about the new Hellraiser because I loved the original, but I have since exchanged my excitement for disappointment. It is time to let this series die since it has run its course. The movie focuses on a recovering drug addict who is struggling to get her life back together. Desperate... Continue Reading →
Image Source The Orphan First Kill is the prequel that did not need to be made. It is a negligible addition to the universe that adds little to the lore. The prequel focuses on the events before the first movie, but nothing interesting happens. The acting was great, but it is wasted on a boring story... Continue Reading →
Image Source The Long Night didn't make much of an impression on me. It doesn't do anything I would go rushing to see, but it had enough interesting visuals to keep my attention. The acting is solid, the story is okay, and the lore is pretty tame. I honestly don't have much to say because it... Continue Reading →
Image Source If you like demon possession movies, The Cellar is fine, but it is not without issues. The acting is mostly okay, but there are definitely some outliers trending towards bad. The story is fine, but I don't know how I feel about math being the evil force that powers the whole narrative. The Cellar is the... Continue Reading →
Image by María Prieto from Pixabay I don't know where to start with this movie, but it is hard to talk about because it didn't leave much of an impression. This is a well-intentioned film that tried something unique, but it has too many issues holding it back that make it impossible to recommend. Even... Continue Reading →
The Harrowing of Hell By Jacob van Swanenburgh. I couldn't get the rights to the poster, but this painting was referenced in the movie. Source This movie took a lot of effort to get through because of how unbearably pretentious it is. I had to take multiple breaks just to be able to finish it.... Continue Reading →
What Josiah Saw is a fantastic horror movie made by our friends over at Shudder. If you don't have a Shudder subscription, this movie alone is worth the free trial. Shudder also offers a wide selection of horror movies so you can fuel a nice little Summerween marathon. This is not an endorsement of the platform,... Continue Reading →
Source Master is psychological that is in an interesting spot in the genre. Where some might make their monster more symbolic, Master is clear that the monster is racism. This movie is uncomfortable, and it is not because it is a ghost story. It is uncomfortable because it is an experience that people have had and continue to... Continue Reading →
Churape's Dungeon and Stuff 