Movie, TV, and Game Reviews
Source I remember watching this in theaters when it first came out. I also remember the disappointment I felt after watching it. It's been a while since then, and I thought that time and the fact that it is free would dull the disappointment, but it hasn't. I am still as disappointed as I was... Continue Reading →
Source Exit Strategy was a difficult sit because of how hard it tries to be quirky and funny. The problem with this movie is that the actors aren't charismatic enough to make the movie work. The poor script and mediocre acting lead to some very flat performances and a film that is never funny. To make... Continue Reading →
Source If you want to see a classic and thrilling heist movie, you can find Heat free on YouTube. This heist movie focuses on a cat and mouse chase as a cop and a crook battle it out in the mean streets of Los Angeles. You have a fantastic cast telling an amazing story, what more can... Continue Reading →
Burning Kentucky is a very unremarkable movie about loss and grief that you haven't heard of for good reason. It isn't a bad movie, but it leaves no tangible impression. I struggle to remember what this movie is about and I just watched it. You can find it free on YouTube, but you are better off... Continue Reading →
Source I was unimpressed by Once Bitten. This comedy has not aged well. A lot of the jokes no longer land, making this movie feel as eternal as the life of the vampires in it. Once Bitten is an absurd and unstructured comedy that relies heavily on the absurdity of the narrative. You have a matron of vampires who... Continue Reading →
Source I've watched this movie a few times already, but even now forget what this movie is about. While I appreciate the attempt of bringing this older IP to a modern audience, it isn't a very good attempt. This is a Ninja Turtles' movie from the perspective of April. Instead of an action packed war... Continue Reading →
Gone Tomorrow is the uninteresting thriller you will probably forget watching. While there isn't anything objectively bad about this movie, it doesn't have the presence needed to make it work. It feels like a lesser unintended Taken reboot, but I would much rather be watching Taken. This movie is about a group of stoic brothers who are searching for their... Continue Reading →
This was a very forgettable romantic comedy that tries a little too hard to be quirky. I couldn't find any information about this movie, even on the lead's (Kate Micucci) IMDb page. This might be an indication that this movie was meant to be buried, but I was the unfortunate soul that unearthed it. If... Continue Reading →
Source Joe Dirt 2 is the sequel no one asked for. It isn't a direct sequel but rather a painfully unfunny and lazy parody of iconic movies starring Joe Dirt. Someone who I assume was on a lot of drugs thought it would be a fantastic idea to remake iconic movies with a character who... Continue Reading →
Source Dirty Work is a movie about being petty. A man must raise $50000 to pay for life-saving surgery and uses his pettiness to earn it. He and his brother are hired to exact petty revenge. It is a silly movie with a great cast that has aged decently but not without its faults. While I... Continue Reading →
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