Movie Review: The Siege of Robin Hood (2022)

The Siege of Robin Hood is a cheesy, low-budget fantasy movie you have not heard of for good reason. This film feels like a very well-funded LARP, unfortunately, it makes for a terrible movie.  The Sheriff Of Nottingham is a tyrant who rules the land cruelly. The citizens have had enough but are unable to break... Continue Reading →

Movie Review: Lantern’s Lane (2021)

Do not waste your time on this terrible movie. The camera work, the plot, the acting, and the big reveal are irredeemably bad. There is nothing worth watching in this movie. Lantern's lane is about a girl who returns to her rural home town where she reunites with friends from high school. Bitter that she... Continue Reading →

Hell Fest (2018) – Review

I don’t know what I expected from this movie, but I was left utterly disappointed. I understand that I am not the target demographic, but I will still give my grumpy old man rant if you’ll allow it. This review does contain spoilers, but I am hopping that after reading this I can convince you... Continue Reading →

Haunted Maze (2017) – Review

I won’t waste your time with the obvious. This movie is bad. The acting, the production, and the lack of story is all sloppily put together and falsely marketed as a movie. Don’t watch this movie, even if you like making fun of terrible movies, there is nothing here for you. Most of the time... Continue Reading →

Xane: The Vampire God

This is a terrible movie, hurt by its artistic choices and horrible acting. But I will be focusing on the failed anti-hero that is Xane. For context, Xane travels back in time to stop himself from killing the Caine, the vampire king, and save the world. The problem is that because of time-travel, he has... Continue Reading →

The Wretched (2020) – Review

The Wretched is the generic monster movie that you probably never heard about because it is so disappointing. The movie starts off the same as all these movies tend to, a dark and stormy night 30 years ago. Pop music thunders over a yard littered with children toys suggesting shit is about to go down.... Continue Reading →

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