Movie Review: The Siege of Robin Hood (2022)

The Siege of Robin Hood is a cheesy, low-budget fantasy movie you have not heard of for good reason. This film feels like a very well-funded LARP, unfortunately, it makes for a terrible movie.  The Sheriff Of Nottingham is a tyrant who rules the land cruelly. The citizens have had enough but are unable to break... Continue Reading →

Movie Review: Choose or Die (2022)

Source I've seen enough of these curse game movies to have low expectations of the genre. However, I was pleasantly surprised by Choose or Die. While it may not leave a lasting impression, it isn't the worst way to spend two hours. I honestly believe it to be one of the better films in the genre.  Choose... Continue Reading →

Movie Review: The Northman (2022)

Source I was not expecting a fantasy adventure from The Northman, but I am not one to complain as I have been starving for a good fantasy. From the trailers, this seemed like another revenge action movie only with a Viking skin, but I was surprised that there was a bit more depth to it. The Northman is essentially Hamlet adapted... Continue Reading →

Movie Review: Last Holiday (2006)

Source Queen Latifah proves once again that she can be good in anything. This isn't a very good movie, but I can't deny that her performance gives this movie its life. I liked it when I watched it long ago, but watching it again came with the uncomfortable realization that Last Holiday has not aged well. It... Continue Reading →

Movie Review: Don’t Get Caught (2018)

Don't Get Caught is an action stoner comedy that you haven't heard of for good reason. This lazy and uninspired movie does not deserve your time. The acting is horrible, the editing is terrible, and there is no plot. You can find this movie free on YouTube, but it isn't worth the trouble. There is absolutely... Continue Reading →

Movie Reviews: Top Gun: Maverick(2022)

Source This is a fantastic movie that you need to see in theaters. While I believed that this film was going to be another shameless attempt at cashing in on our nostalgia, I was properly impressed by an experience that I can only describe as breathtaking. This is not a vanity project by a self-absorbed... Continue Reading →

Movie Review: The Perfect Guy (2022)

This was a very forgettable romantic comedy that tries a little too hard to be quirky. I couldn't find any information about this movie, even on the lead's (Kate Micucci) IMDb page. This might be an indication that this movie was meant to be buried, but I was the unfortunate soul that unearthed it. If... Continue Reading →

Movie Reviews: Grind (2003)

Source Grind is a pleasantly nostalgic movie about skateboarding. The tricks are sick and story is pretty decent. If you grew up skating in the 90's, you will probably understand more of it than I did. If you didn't, you will still enjoy this fun underdog story. It is a story that has stood the test... Continue Reading →

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